GET YOURSELF A DEER COMPETITION 2007

Luxembourg and the "Grande Région" have kicked off the European Capital of Culture 2007 celebrations with a blue deer as the official mascot.




Lime-O-Lux loves those mating callers, but are also haunted by concerns over their post-2007 destiny: Will they become Abdijan's new toxic waste or sent to Germany left to survive on Hartz 4?

NO. THIS CANNOT STAND.


The solution:

GET YOURSELF A DEER! and give them a job

There are many options and possibilities.

Véronique opted for a DEER MOBILE CAKE STAND
"I have made so many new friends to whom I can offer cake. And I will never go hungry on my daily trips to work," she said. "I never looked back!"

How would you use a deer?

Send us a picture or illustration of how you would use a deer, and win 2 free tickets to the next comedy club*.

*Subject to subjectivity, tasteless stuff will not be considered.

And remember: Slavery is evil! Treat your deer like your dear!